Whether or not “we” are on the verge of a global recession or not is not even a question. I don’t understand the speculation. The only reason it hasn’t happened yet is because of 2 reasons:

  1. People keep creating money out of nowhere in attempts to do some financial patchwork and that will later hit “us” twice as hard.
  2. As long as “we” allow people to profit from the corona crisis, the market won’t hit the bottom yet. Consider that uitstel van executie.

Speculation about whether or not group immunity works is stupid as well, because if that worked then schools et cetera would still be open. This crisis proves multi-party politics does not work at all.

So what the fuck are “we” doing? Why is there no centralized intercontinental policy yet? Is it because of my combination of skin tone, gender, education and nationality?

There are less destructive ways to get the world to change meow why are people just watching Earth fall apart pretending like there’s nothing they can do against it?

When you people see that the literal only way to save the planet is to acknowledge me as your Regentesse, I’ll be around. I guess?

I’m good here either way mayne when I’ve finished this game I might go outside and realize I’m the last person left on the planet.

I’m having a great time. ๐Ÿ™‚

Some memes:


04:40 (AM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

Haha for the heist mission, when I played it the first time, on the Xbox, I chose the “smart” strategy. This time I’m going for “loud and dumb” meow I’m not in the mood for that sneaky stuff. Gives me palpitations.

& Belgium should really close its borders meow. Even if it’s only for people invading the country for cheap gas.


04:44 (AM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

That’s a damn pretty sight.

I’m about to heist meow wish me luck. x


06:27 (AM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae



07:07 (AM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

“When you people see that the literal only way to save the planet is to acknowledge me as your Regentesse, I’ll be around. I guess?”

Never mind. I’ve given more than enough opportunities for that. People keep trying so hard to find reasons to not surrender to me. Consider it even not an option anymore.

You people treat me worse than trash. I guess it’s even better if I do nothing. The problem will solve itself, as I enjoy myself by myself.

I think Inner Crown’s greatest concern is that I’m not expecting anyone, so if you come to my house I’d think you’d be here to harm me, so I’m in stealth mode, ready to strike if necessary.


08:03 (AM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

They have already started to lay corona patients in the hallways, due to overcapacity, in the Netherlands. So on the one hand we’re on the verge of zombie apocalypse.

And on the other hand there are still a lot of people who don’t understand the purpose of a lockdown and would rather not have a lockdown.

The end of the world is the fault of those who are not able to comprehend the severity of this situation. Fucking forget about drinking fucking beer on a fucking terrace. If you choose lockdown right now, you will have to stay away from that *** terrace for like 4 weeks. But if you choose to avoid lockdown, you wil ne-ver have beer on a terrace again. You will be doomed to die from that virus, then, within 60 days, they say, but looking at the ignorance of the average Earth citizen I’m giving it 20 days.

EU countries should close their borders for EU citizens as well. I’m not Belgian, so that’s a tough situation for me, but it would be such a waste of the amazing effort keeping up this lockdown in Italy, Belgium and so on. (It is already announced that even the final exams of this semester will be “in lockdown”.) Dutch people are determined to go on their spring break holidays, so Germany, Belgium, France, Spain, the UK and Italy really have to brace themselves if the EU doesn’t start treating its member states like independent countries again.

Es crazy how the concept of lockdown was repeated at least 10 times… I don’t understand how of Belgium and the Netherlands, somehow Belgium is stigmatized as “dumb” country, while the Dutch are the stupidest people in the world right now. They are ruining it for everyone meow I am so ashamed of the passport I have. Someone please make me Belgian. ๐Ÿ™


12:21 (PM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

I can’t even fucking sleep now man. Haha this is way past my bed time ahahahaah.

I was trying to sleep, but I couldn’t, so I started switching between my apps again and then got a notification for live Catthierry news. Now I can’t sleep at all anymore meow on the one hand there was a doctor on the phone, live, calling the situation “schizophrenic”, how in the hospital it looks like a war zone, but on the other hand outside the hospital people are still going to the beach and shopping in unimportant stores… And simultaneously the question “What is a lockdown?” was answered at least 10 times.

It seems like all other countries are ready for international estafette? We can just get my council members here, flood/nuke the Netherlands and get the party started. ๐Ÿ™‚

But even if no international estafette, it really must be inevitable to at some point have every single country in the world become a closed economy and to thus not allow anyone to cross your borders. No one goes in, no one goes out. (Like how it was in Berlin, but then for the sake of your own health.) Seriously meow I can’t stress that enough.
Meow I had been sleeping without my bitje (es a brace I sleep with to prevent my locking jaw from harming my teeth) for like 2 months, but now since this weak corona policy annoyance, I’m back at being addicted to this bitje. Dutch people can be so extraordinarily ignorant meow it’s so annoying. They cannot go on their fucking holidays man. Holiday season starts in April meow you should ask Tishe how many Dutch people have their holidays in Italy and he will tell it to you sounding like a war veteran. I’ve worked at that business too meow and now I can’t even have phone calls anymore meow that shit is traumatic. They are the most spoiled children on this Earth. Who is going to tell them that they can’t go on their holidays?

โ‚ฌ4000 fine is hilarious, by the way.


12:40 (PM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

I’m hungry. ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ (If anyone who is not my official blood keeps claiming that they have to spend time with me, please let them.)
Hungry FangCatje. ๐Ÿ™ I need to last at least 20 days with the food I have in my house. I don’t want to eat any of it, but I’m sooo hungry meow what shall I make? Shall I start making dinner (spaghetti)? Shall I make soup? Shall I make pourridge?

I don’t know meow actually I’d rather be eating whatever Tishe is eating meow we could be yayed food buddies.

Also, warning, usually I keep my blinds closed during my days of nudity, but I’ve started to become more indifferent. Also wearing clothes means more laundry. I’ll be making pourridge. (Fun fact: I have only 2 brownies left.)


13:47 (01:47 PM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

omggg allemaal kijken meows.

I fell asleep after posting the last update, not having made pourridge. Now I’m making 1.5 can coconut curry spaghetti.

Meanwhile I’m almost done. ๐Ÿ™‚ & From the “chickpeas water” I have left I’m later going to make cookies. *cat heart eyes*


21:33 (09:33 PM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae

Enough for 2 days again yay ๐Ÿ™‚

Dinner was yays. Viddyays were yay. Now I’m going to bake cookies, clean the rest of my kitchen and start an(other) overnight gaming marathon.

Some memes:

Kusjeee x


23:27 (11:27 PM) [CET]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae