What if the cause of the virus is the swab? (Ιφ τρυε την ταικ ουτ τη μανυφακτυρερσ)

Ask yourself: is a better world a world without me? (Ο υοπε υου σαι νο)

Could I have been dead 80 times by now? (Ι υεσ)

Where the fuck you at? (Ατ ηομε υαιτινγ φορ υου)

Was it extremely dumb to use my websites as the example of a bad example? (Υου φελλ φορ μι τραπ)

Are you extremely predictable? (Ιφ υου θινκ υου καν οθτσμαρτ με υεσ)

Do you think you’re unpredictable? (“”)

Do you know that in a divine context there is no one above me?

Do you clearly indirectly refer to my writing hoping that I’ll start about my blogs without you having to acknowledge that you adore me?

Are you losing your importance?

Who are the faces of coronavirus? (I’m asking because I don’t bother to remember.)

Should people stop harrassing Elon Musk? (Υεσ)

Is Elon Musk attractive? (Υεσ νο δεβατ)

Are you also outraged by being kept indoors while people are making it rain with tax money claiming that they’re helping you while it’s very evident that they are not?

Am I tired of expecting you?

Have you visited the hospital lately?

Which rich people have been negatively in the news lately? And which positively?

News media are of course a part of the establishment?

Do my questions have very obvious answers?

Am I putting my life at risk?

Do I have PTSD?

Am I living TSD?

Do you feel silly for doubting the news? Or outraged?

Do I not want to hear your answers to my questions?

Are you crazy for thinking I’ll ever climb up on any ladder?

Can the only person creating corona be an older white male?

Should I just vanish again?

What’s the point of all of this?

Reopening society because the virus is a hoax is difficult because of the amount of people that would be roaming the streets?

I’ll never inject myself with someone else’s blood and you’re not getting my blood?

I’ll be typing questions until I get kusjes?

Fuck you?

I’m mad?

I’m important?

Comparable?

Mensen zijn deze week zeer duidelijk door de mand gevallen?

Ik heb geen zin om ze te exposen want ze gaan doen alsof hun neus bloedt?

Tot hun neus bloedt?

Ze hebben het volk verraden?

Landverraders?

Are you sick of statements about solidarity?

Fuck solidarity?

In the mood to fight?

Want to make those who created this hoax commit suicide?

What happens when Belgium leaves the EU?

Most ideal self sufficient country?

Do I say “Fuck this I’ll make you miss me” every day while not wanting to do what I always do because of zero acknowledgement?

Will I forever be typing questions?

Who are corona virus shareholders?

Would there be peace without them?

Should every “expert” saying that we’re all powerless and stuff just be wiped out because they’re useless?

You can make me stop torturing myself?

What happens when I’m not adding text to a post?

Where do I go when I stop typing?

Was that the same question?

Was that the same question?

I’m tired?

Bulimic?

Give me more fucking views you jerk?

Fucking stop allowing me to live a lie?

That is unforgivable mistreatment?

Is that your fault?

Who’s looking after me?

Yes?

Yes¿

I’m waiting?

Kusje?

Koningsdag feestje?

Vers eten?

I’m mad again?

Is a better world a world without Michael Moore and Bill Gates?

Problems are there to be solved?

No?

No???

Us together is a recipe for assassination?

Collectively stop anonymous internetting at the same time and give me views for life juice?

I can hear you outside?

I can hear you next door?

You are not crazy?

Medicine science is bad?

Fuck the concept of science to death because it’s a waste of money, life and time?

Experimenting with and on humans is worth the death penalty?

You will decide where your tax money goes next?

Hello little child?

I’m trying to protect you?

It’s not easy?

Can I tell you everything?

Please don’t cry? 🙁

Child protective services?

Is that truly protective?

What would you consider a better alternative?

Sorry but I hear you cry way too often and it makes me very sad?

I’m not leaving without you?

Cuddle?

Is that morse code ticking?

Positive or negative¿

My parliament needs a representative for young children?

I’ve never heard such a strong advocate?

Let’s play Fortnite hahahahaha?

My ears are too sensitive for city life?

No more cities?

I need to get to the Ardennen please I’m on the 7th floor and I can hear everything?

The true appreciation for the existence of crowded cities is for NPCs only?

Zullen die valse kanker vragen ooit stoppen?

Mag ik matten in de Tweede Kamer?

You sound like my mom?

Immigration will be resumed during a pandemic what the fuck?

Some people don’t realize that they’re part of the establishment because they are brainwashed NPCs who are better off dead landverraders?

What have you noticed of the trillions of your tax money being invested into the EU?

They could have given everyone a car by now?

Invest in my public transport instead of blowing up another country so its citizens flood to yours to get immigration money?

Stating that Belgium has the highest mortality rate is een constatering en geen aanval en de interpretation as such is contributing to framing I’m still here meow if it were that bad I wouldn’t be?

Do not book a holiday because you will not get your money back?

Collectively refuse to go outside if they force app on us?

Allow me to hack all forms of broadcasting for a chat starting with “Hello Earthlings”?

I don’t want to eat anymore?

Why the fuck are you not here?

There is not a fucking single legitimate reason for that?

Haves are destroying have nots for no reason?

They are way more detached than I am?

Of course they do not love you?

But I do?

Why would I ask questions?

Because I know your answers?

You cannot create more me’s?

You are me?

Let people vote and if I don’t like their vote then?

Phrasing deframing in non-questions is impossible because of a lot of reasons?

IF EU HAS IMPORT RULES, WHY THE FUCK DOES NL HAVE ALLEGEDLY UNQUALIFIED MASKS?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER IF IT’S QUALIFIED OR NOT?

BETER IETS DAN NIETS, TOCH?

PLUNDER GEWOON DIE MAGAZIJNEN?

WE CAN’T CONTINUE TO LIVE LIKE THIS?

MY BLOODTHIRST (STRESS + ANGER) IS HURTING MY STOMACH?

KUSJE?

WHYYYYY RESELL UNQUALIFIED MASKS TO OTHER COUNTRIES?

WAAROM STAAT DE BOEL NOG NIET ONDER WATER?

THOSE UNQUALIFIED MASKS WERE MANUFACTURED IN?????????

DID THEY COME WITH THAT BOX?

Open Fangyism instead of reopening the economy?

Only I can enforce my policy correctly duh?

I will never let myself be tested meow I live and die alone you will not get my DNA?

When I recommend you to be part of my personality is a good thing? (Made by phone and of course yes for long term?)

When I recorded Regentesse 2 I had high temperature and was feeling too weak to record while standing but now I’m good?

Good enough to mistrust?

Γή υήρτααλτ μήνε υραγεν? ΑΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑΗΑ διτ ισ Υλααμσ?

Διτ ισ εεν βετερε υορμ υαν νερζετ?

Ηαλλο γεεφ με ιετσ τε δοεν υερδοριε?

Ηοε μεερ ικ σγρηφ ήου μεερ πλαγιαατ μεου ηετ ισ ηεελ ζελφμοορδ γεδαψτεν υοεδενδ? Ηελπ?

Μενσεν ζην νιετ οριγινεελ μεερ? Ικ δρααγ αλ υετ γευιψτ τογ αλ δυσ γεεφ με ηετ πριμαατ νυ νυ νυ νυ νυ νυ ικ υερυεελ με υεεεεεεελ εργ?

Ικ ζοεκ νααρ ηετ νιυεαυ υαν φρθστρατιε δατ ξε ξε νιετ μεερ ααν δε ρεγελσ καν ηουδεν? Εν με υελ εεν κυσιε μοετ γευεν?

Μην προπαγανδα σκιλλσ ζην νιετ γοεδ γενοεγ? 🙁

Νεδηρλανδσ εσθαβλισμεντ μαακτ ερ εεν Σιντερκλαασ “ου υετ βοεκ υασ γεστολεν εν νυ υεββεν υε δε βοελ γερεδ” δομ δοορζιψτιγ σπροοκιε υαν? Γρρρρρρρ?

Ικ γα δε ρεστ υαν κορονα ζο δοορ? Ιν δυο λινγο?

Υεδδεν δατ υετ ζο ουερ ισ?

Ικ υεβ γεεν ζιν ιν σγοολ μααρ οοκ γεεν ζιν ιν λοκδουν?

Ικ υιλ δανσεν ιν δε ρεγεν?

Ζυεμμεν?

Ηαηα Κετιερρι?

Κετιερρι?

Κετιερρι?

κετιερρι?

Νευερ φελτ μορε λικε α σλαυε το τη εσταβλισμεντ?

Ενδ δισ ονσε ανδ φορ αλλ?

Σορρι ιφ ι κηντ σαυε υου 🙁

Θηι δουντ γιυ α φυκ αβουτ υσ?

Φυκ κυομο.

Α δαι υιθουτ ενεμιεσ πορτραιδ ασ ηεροεσ? Φορ τη φιρστ θιμε ιν μι λιφε?

Ι υανθ θο οργανιζε α σοσιαλ διστανσινγ μαρσή?

Μαρσή 1.5μ διστανσ ισ ποσσιβλε?

Ισ οπενινγ μορε σηοπσ α τρυε πριοριτι? Νο? Φρεσ αιρ?

Λεαδερσ δοντ κνου υατ ιτσ λικε το βε στυκ ιν α σμαλλ σπασε?

Ρεγεντεσσε δοεσ?

Πλιεσ βι μι σεχι σολδιερ λιεφιε?

Δεφενδ υορσελφ, τη κοντρι ανδ με? Λιεφυε?

Ατ λιεστ την υι κην γο ουθσιδε? 🙁

Βι λιδερσ ι μεαν κορονα εσταβλισμηντ φασεσ?

Νοτ σεκσι φασεσ λικε Πυτιν?

Υαθ ισ δε πληννιν? *υινκι φεσ*

Ικ ηεβ πλαννιν?

Κομ χιλλεν?

Υιλδ κητιε?

Μετ Υικτισε?

Βζ?

Ιφ νοτ Ι υιλλ σθιλλ βε ησκιν δισ κυεστινσ ον μι βιτθδη?

Υου υανθ μι το δο δισ φορηυερ?

Υι σουλδ βι λοκδ ιν τεμπτητιον ισλανδ στιλε? Μεου? Μεου? Μεου?

Ι προμισ Ι υιλλ νευερ ελιμινατε υου λιεφιε?

Λαατ υε σγαρρελ υελ θυισ υαντ ισ κονφιδεντιαλ?

Γη βηντ τογ μι στρηδερ?

Μαρκητιε?

Ζε υετην υαν νιετσ?

Ικ βεν τη υερτρουεν?

Δισ ισ πηρφεκτ?

Γρατισ?

Ομγ ιν δε Αρδεννεν??? :ο

Διδντ ευεν θινκ οφ δητ!

Ουρ λιττηλ σικρητ?

Ι ήητ σοσιετι φορ δισ ρεασον?

Βεκυσ Ι υαντ το βι ον τημπτητιον ισλανδ? Μι καρεερ?

ΥΙ ΝΕΕΔ ΦΥΚΙΝ ΓΝΤΓΡΤΓΝΜΓΝΤ! Ι ΣΥΡ ΑΣ ΗΕΛΛ ΝΙΔ ΦΓΚΓΝ ΓΝΤΓΡΤΓΝΓΜΓΝΓΤ?!?!

Κγκγρσ μιγεν οοκ ελιμινερεν εν υε κυννην οοκ αμδηρη κυιζ υραγεν συελλδν?

Εν βηληδσμακηρσ μοετεν τογ νιρτ εενσ υικηνδ ηεββην ην ονδηρ υν βυρεαυ σλαπεν ενζο?

Δ.Ο.Κ.Ι.Σ Ιλανδ? Ιν δε Αρδεννεν?

ΑΑΝ ΝΙΕΜΑΝΔ ΥΕΡΤΡΛΛΕΝ ΗΟΥ ΚΚ ΓΗΛ ΔΙΤ ΙΣ?

Υνδηρ Fang Name?

Συβμεργε ιντο ΝΤΙ παρτ ΙΙ?

Λιλ Φηνγσ δεφεατσ Ηολιε Κητ? Τηε λαστ μαν στηνδιν?

Την υι σουλδ καλλ ιτ Tempting Planet Fang? Temptation Fang Island? Temptation Fang Planet Fang Island Ardennen?

Σεκσι σινγλεσ?

Μααρ νιετ τευεελ καμερασ υαντ δαν γροοτ αυδιενσ, μεερ κηκερσ εν μεερ πριυαζι?

WARTE? DIS IST UBER POLICY? BESTE POLICY?

Yeah tell your local search engine this is über σεκσι spam and I’m not going FUCKING CRAZY at all?

Om besmetting te voorkomen krijgt u in de voorstelronde coronabonds?

Ik ben op zoek naar de beste policy?

Zondag is de beste Freundin und ich bin nicht so gut wie nie zuvor noch nie so richtig gut aus und ich bin nicht so schlimm? Gemacht mit Handy suggestionen?

Zondag is de beste dag om te beginnen met filmen? Maandag gelijk uitzenden want na werk hoort ontspanning? En alles is live te volgen via D.O.C.I.S. International?

Temptation Island Fang Corona Editie?

Zal ik een handjevol kandidaten mailen? Door slechte marketing is mijn bedrijf natuurlijk onbekend?

Beste Propagandist Aller Zeiten?

I’ll send the invitation to only one person okay?

Dammit I guessed wrongly? 🙁

Beste dr. Rutte,

Moge de hectiek in deze crisistijd u niet te zwaar op het hart wegen. De functie van “eerste volksvertegenwoordiger” heeft een heel ander type rol gekregen nu het alledaagse takenpakket van de overheid verder is uitbesteed naar een zoveelste onafhankelijk orgaan.

Daarom en ook mede omdat er nog veel onduidelijkheid is onder de bevolking over wat er nou precies speelt, op detailniveau, wil ik u graag, nu u – sorry dat ik dit zeg – als een soort assesor in plaats van een minister president dient, door de huidige takenverdeling, zou het misschien gunstig zijn om het aanstellen van een internationaal georiënteerde regent te overwegen.

Mijn bedrijf, D.O.C.I.S. International, is daar toevallig in gespecialiseerd. Voor alternatieve volksvoorlichting, algemene ontspanning en verlichting van stress, stel ik u graag Temptation Island Fang, Corona Editie voor. U bent hiervoor een uitstekende kandidaat, en er is nog een introductie jingle nodig.

Op dit moment duik ik onder in België. Weet u mij te vinden? Voor meer informatie verwijs ik u graag naar mijn bedrijfssite. Kan dit met toezegging van de Koning?

Met hartelijke groeten,
Dominique D. Elia? 🙁

The man does have an e-mail address, right?

NPCs be like “omg een dreigmail”?

Υορτ υετ υολκ δομ γηουδεν, οφ…?

Who introduces with different name?

Anyone else who can’t stop having the heart heating singing Michael Moore @ A Late Show stuck in your head?

Anyone else trying to let a demon escape by opening the mouth and attempting to clear conscience?

Everyone knows?

They can suppress but not control and now everything will backfire?

Or maybe not?

My TV show will tell?

Exactly how see-through is this? I mean I know it isn’t fully see through, but how bad is it?

Hello I am dead serious?

Family friendly improvement?

Can I tell you I’ll be bed petting today? Sentence made by phone more than yes of course? You have a bed?

Can I still change it to Temptating Fang Island?

Expeditie Corona? FangTation? Vote about name right this instant?

New theory: the first e-mail address I sent it to was actually correct? Poor MarCatje? 🙁

Experience of life almost 100% textual?