Or should I say “non-notability month”? Yes, according to the experts, I should.

May 2020

Bad Bitches 2

By |2020-05-01T20:53:49+02:00May 1st, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

You may be wondering, "What are bad bitches?" You may have noticed that D.O.C.I.S. International's bad bitches are not just any bad bitches. Depending on how diverse your understanding of the English language is, you will interpret "bad bitch" as: Bad dog. Bad female. "Messalina" type of "alpha female", who follows the latest fashion trends, wears excessive amounts of make-up, considering herself queen of penises for whom men have a weakness. (Pathetic.) Person with whom I share intense chemistry, whose endeavors my business can support, who doesn't mind being my numb sex drug like once though we're secretly in love with each other meow I fall extremely fast and detach just as quickly. (Main hoes excluded.) [This is the definition that applies throughout [...]

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April 2020

Bad Bitches

By |2020-05-05T02:21:54+02:00April 30th, 2020|Notability Month, Reflections, Updates|

The feeling of erect penises poking against my back wakes me up at 10:30 (AM). It's an unusually hot morning on Planet Fang. My stack of 70 naturally male bad bitches is more moist than usual. I love it. I give my blanket, being two naturally female bad bitches, good morning kisses and slide down the pile. Our bed is as large as my current bedroom is. Tishe rises from underneath the pile and follows me down the hallway in silence. While I lean against him and he puts a hand on my waist, we brush our teeth. In silence. We're not morning people (but not grumpy either). Our plates align vertically. Tishe is not only my main hoe and my chairman (Regentesse [...]

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Tell me this Pandemic hasn’t made us more Powerless Puppets in a Political Game

By |2020-05-05T02:21:55+02:00April 29th, 2020|Notability Month, Reflections, Updates|

Please tell me this pandemic hasn't made us more powerless puppets in a political game, liefje. :( I'd really rather believe that reality is truly the way the news portrays it. But did "COVID-19 protagonist" Gates really just call republicanism the reason why the outbreak has gotten so bad? What an interesting thing to claim while people are dying and there is an election to win. :( Not so long ago, he said that the virus is something completely natural and something we don't know the details of because it's new, so knowing if a policy measure is right or wrong before trying it was not possible. And now he's making the most snaky pro-Biden statement ever. (Gates for VP?) We have become [...]

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I want my God Damn Freedom back

By |2020-04-28T22:23:27+02:00April 28th, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

I want my god damn freedom back. My naivety got me to believe this shit was real for weeks. Yes, that people are dying is real. But the explanation they give for it is complete nonsense. This shit does not add up at all. If I wouldn't have written that essay, would we still only not be shaking hands? The symptoms of COVID-19 are extremely clear and there is no cure to it, so what's the point of testing people? Even worse: why the fuck are people paying to be tested? Where does that money go? How come there was such a huge crowd of hospital personnel who had time to applaud for a leaving patient with Rocky music playing in the background? [...]

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Willy Day

By |2020-04-27T21:51:23+02:00April 27th, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

Happy Willy Day! Kingsday seems like one of the few days the man usually actually has a chance to leave his house. And now we're kept on a leash by self-proclaimed institutions with fake importance and its ass kissing people. This is awful. :( I'm not going to quarantine for more than a week. Stop testing for corona because that shit doesn't make anything better. (Unless you've invested in it. *pukes*) It's just more people cramped up in a public space? Does it truly make sense? If there is no vaccine? This is not about opening more shops. This is not about going back to work. Going from cold turkey to a full shift isn't even healthy. We simply need to reaccumulate resources [...]

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Temptation Island Fang? – Just some Questions 2

By |2020-04-26T20:51:23+02:00April 26th, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

"International Estafette"? A better title than "Temptation Island Fang, Corona Edition"? Or not? Remember the 5 phases introduced in A Hypothetical Organizational D.O.C.I.S. Draft? The first day's challenge is a combination of (ctrl + f -> day 1 -> 3/7 -> read from step 1: A Reading) A Reading, the Council Displays and phase 1 - 2 of An Alternative Centralized Policy to Fight COVID-19 and its Side-effects? Signing contracts, introducing the main goal and the sub-goals, and a "create your profile" sign-up for the audience. The second day, the day off, includes teambuilding exercises. Then research day. The plan is to fit the entire policy, mainly focused on gradually reopening the economy, in a week, because we've fucking had it. We're tolerant [...]

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Just some Questions

By |2020-04-25T23:52:30+02:00April 25th, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

What if the cause of the virus is the swab? (Ιφ τρυε την ταικ ουτ τη μανυφακτυρερσ) Ask yourself: is a better world a world without me? (Ο υοπε υου σαι νο) Could I have been dead 80 times by now? (Ι υεσ) Where the fuck you at? (Ατ ηομε υαιτινγ φορ υου) Was it extremely dumb to use my websites as the example of a bad example? (Υου φελλ φορ μι τραπ) Are you extremely predictable? (Ιφ υου θινκ υου καν οθτσμαρτ με υεσ) Do you think you're unpredictable? ("") Do you know that in a divine context there is no one above me? Do you clearly indirectly refer to my writing hoping that I'll start about my blogs without you having [...]

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Regentesse 2

By |2020-04-24T23:35:37+02:00April 24th, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6D6LRAskGE Regentesse 2 is, of course, a follow-up on Regentesse 1 (opens in new tab). This time I made a video instead, about how my life has changed since the last video and how I'd implement the content of my essay now that so much time has been wasted, so much resources have been wasted and most of all people are starting to want to go outside, while we have not even passed phase 1 yet. I'll be frequently updating with time stamp now. And I see the way I feel fucked up is from my eating habits. - xxx - 01:57 (AM) [CEST]; Kievitwijk, Antwerpiyae Something I forgot to mention is that in the hypothetical Ardennen mansion headquarters palace, Tishe [...]

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Exit to the Future

By |2020-04-23T17:02:36+02:00April 23rd, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

Good morning, liefje :) ♥ I will keep it relatively brief today, because I'm feeling quite awful. :( I'm gasping, yes, but I think the cause is my sudden... The term itself makes me feel nauseous, so I'll call it un-cattys. :( It's so annoying meow like I don't even want children so why tf do I need this? :( So I'll be fetus position pillow hugging today. Worst timing ever. :( This post is called "exit to the future" because people need to know that the end of a lockdown doesn't mean having to go back to living in old mistakes. The lockdown has forced independent living. That should be amplified and further supported in the post corona world. People have a [...]

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“The New Normal”

By |2020-04-23T01:59:50+02:00April 22nd, 2020|Notability Month, Updates|

Dag liefje :) ♥ My next post can't wait until tomorrow. A rerun of yesterday's technical briefing about "the covid app" has got me feeling like a pet on New Year's. I'm itching to end all of this. https://youtu.be/DSyQ08K5A-I I'll list my responses chronologically (I just made notes when I was listening, but didn't write down the point in time so sorry for that meow): 4 separate apps? Why not one app? It must be possible in just one app? "The new normal" should not include a COVID-19 app. That would mean that we'd never experience true freedom again. So test capacity will be ramped up by developing a "little needle in finger" test people can do at home, like people with diabetes [...]

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