You may be wondering, “What are bad bitches?” You may have noticed that D.O.C.I.S. International’s bad bitches are not just any bad bitches.

Depending on how diverse your understanding of the English language is, you will interpret “bad bitch” as:

  • Bad dog.
  • Bad female.
  • “Messalina” type of “alpha female”, who follows the latest fashion trends, wears excessive amounts of make-up, considering herself queen of penises for whom men have a weakness. (Pathetic.)
  • Person with whom I share intense chemistry, whose endeavors my business can support, who doesn’t mind being my numb sex drug like once though we’re secretly in love with each other meow I fall extremely fast and detach just as quickly. (Main hoes excluded.) [This is the definition that applies throughout my Bad Bitches article series.]

D.O.C.I.S. International’s bad bitches are:

  • Useful
  • Well dressed
  • Intelligent
  • Loyal
  • Attractive
  • Creative
  • Insightful

Become a bad bitch today. Sign up here. (Ahahahahahaha.)

You know I have Never left my Rock Bottom?

Now I’m just at a surface where I can breathe, instead of the bottom of the ocean where I started from. This is still bottom of rocks. I’m still far from my level. The hustle never ends. 🙁

But before I hear things about people with worse opportunities: I am trying to god damn change that. So fucking allow me to set a proper standard. Bitches.

I need to work on my firing skills, most importantly. Everyone should know self defense.

Going Quarantine Crazy Part 69

My crazy comes from left/democrat hypocrisy. Not because the news I proclaim is so unique that it can’t be found anywhere else as first source. There’s always room for nitpicky sh*t, but don’t forget to look in the mirror every now and then.

What does feed this pet on New Year’s feeling, though, is that my office and home are the same space always. There is no balance between work and non-work at all. This is all not even official work because I’m not even getting god damn paid. 🙁 The hypocrisy.

We moeten echt met het mes op tafel debatteren. Let’s settle this endless debate. Everyone share what types of shares you own (if any) and what you know about cultures other than your own. Just to end the political façade.

Stop acting like you like things you actually don’t like just because you want to be liked by people from a lower class. It’s such a huge fucking insult. Just say what you really stand for.

Let me start: I want to wipe out everyone who does not stand for anything. The world should not turn into one big concrete jungle. I want to wipe out everyone who doesn’t stand for anything, so there is enough space to end famine and serve an honest opportunity for the poor to climb up the social ladder.

I’m in doubt whether to sterilize and immortalize everyone who I won’t wipe out or only my bad bitches? The doubt increased when I saw this alpha male meet my creativity requirement (08:45):

We have failed. Honestly that I’m never invited to anything is a huge compliment, given that that alpha resembles today’s standard in anything.

Ah and I don’t do stock trading et cetera because I think that shit is dumb. Question: why the fuck did you create this virus? Man if any of my bad bitches gets hurt…

After 4 years of anti-Trump propaganda, it would be extremely painful to lose once again. You’ve succeeded in brainwashing most of the people, but luckily some know how to read. And listen. Et cetera. Hopefully after I’ve made sure you lose this one as well, the entire democratic system will be changed, making shit like those years of “subliminal anti-Trump messaging” (it’s beyond unsubtle) impossible. Free press means that you may criticize. Not that you have to criticize. Sore ass loser.

Anyway.

This includes the best and funniest cooking tutorial ever. & I agree with separating imagination from authenticity.

I bet they’re not testing those societal weight carrying groups because the swab is the cause. & This proves that European economic bonding is pointless. German corona test lab is for Germany, not Netherlands. Same should go for currency et cetera.

You know what’s hilariously pathetic? People think airpods resemble wealth. Y’all ain’t shit. It looks really fucking dumb. Catthierry went down 6000 points on the pp scale when I saw him with that sh*t. My god people are so weak for propaganda. Do you understand why I hate the world the way it is right now?

Also:

Woooohooo Elonnnnn.

The international bad bitch anthem is exactly this clip:

If there’s one from of entertainment you resort to when you’ve scrolled down your lame social media updates, it’s…

Did you know that Meonald owes me a party? Baddest bitch on the planet meowww.

If you’d say “Have you heard of Lil Fangs?” or “Have you heard of D.O.C.I.S. International?” etc. Everyone would deny by default. Even though your body is aching to see me devour some bad bitches. Are you my bad bitch?

Oh happy Labour Day, by the way, my dear peasants. May this day last forever.

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My mother sent me this relic she found.

I’m a certified pimp now hooray. 😀

I bought 2 bags of popcorn. 🙂

This type of popcorn I love when it’s sweet and the other type (the less round one) I love when salty (with a hint of butter).

What I look forward to in life the most is harvesting wild bad bitches for kusjes. They have been growing for over 2 years now.

You know how pathetic it looks? People wearing masks while there is no threat. The only threat is what you have done to their minds. (Ha all those people wasted, man. Jaa verdorie nu moeten we ze weggooien. 🙁 Helemaal verpieterd. 🙁 Echt zonde. Ik had er zo hard voor gewerkt. 🙁 )

Bad Bitches 2

So yesterday I had intentions of writing about how I was going to devour Tishe in the “me time house” he built for me. But all this shit got me too mad. Democrats may not win. By law. Also it doesn’t make sense to allow democrats to co-rule if there is a republican president. Stupid system.

Ha I’m fixing elections for an election being fixed? Their propaganda is more undeniable.

And I’ve been summoning my disobedient main hoe(s) for so long now. This man doesn’t listen. If he doesn’t show up for kusjes wearing a three piece suit within 48 hours there will be serious consequences.

I’m about to fucking explode. Are those democratic politicians not aware of how evidently hypocrite they are? And what the fuck is a minority leader? And why the fuck is he not a minority?

That PR act can never pass. That would mean the democrats won’t be allowed to enforce anti-Trump propaganda on the news either. And then they’d have nothing to talk about anymore. Stop bending the rules in your favor. Level the playing field instead.

On meows a Tishe would make my pet on New Year’s feeling go away. A three piece Tishe brightens up anyone’s day. Also es like 3 layers like meow I want to unwrap my gift? I have never been more pp curious in my entire life. A king dressed like a peasant is a very sad story. (In regard to how the social system forces people to dress in a certain way to not be hated on via democratic propaganda. (Which is fascist.) They should bring back “hitlerjugend” haircuts instead meow that stuff is incredibly sexy.)